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Intr-o zii merge bula la scoala,
Si incepe ora de mate,
Profa merge la bula si il intreaba:
- Bula, sunt 5 pasari pe un fir, vanatoru trage dupa una, cate mai raman?

Bula raspunde:
- Nici una doamna profesoara!
Profa intreana:
- De ce zici asta Bula!
- Pentru ca vanatoru a tras dupa una si restu au zburat!
Profa zice:
- Bula imi place cum gandesti dar raman 4.
Sta Bula si se gandeste...
- Doamna profesoara, sunt 3 femei, toate 3 au inchetata, una o suge, una o musca, si una o linge, care femeie este maritata?
Sta profesoara si se gandeste:
- Cea care o suge!
Bula raspunde: 
- Imi place cum ganditi, dar este ce-a cu verigheta pe mana doamna profesoara! 


Sper ca v-a placut! 🙂

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